Can we not talk about my ex-girlfriend’s vagina?
Isn’t it more like ex-girlfriend/mistress/life-ruiner?
When you go so fucking far on the drink that you actually miss the night out.
I remember nothing of the town, just the pre-drink and walking home
Had our evening planned for a week and just by chance, on the day it was meant to happen, she just so happens to have work.
I also took tomorrow off incase she decided to stay over.
Guess I’m just gonna get drunk with my friends!
Pixar can never top this.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?
Looking at whatever you said to people when you were off your face on vodka the night before!
For a moment I found,
As if those short rays of light,
Were enough to get me by,
Maybe that was enough,
I surely needed that.
Spirit Breaker - August Burns Red